Sunday, October 30, 2011

My story

So what are you gonna be for Halloween? Not sure yet it's strange so much has happened this week Halloween is the last thing on my mind. I knew it was too good to be true. That A girl like that just couldn't stay with a guy like me for very long. She told me on Tuesday. Her birthday... We were walking from the bus. She said she wasn't interested any more. I suspected as much. She stopped talking to me unless I was the one to strike up a conversation. She wouldn't look at me and seemed like she couldn't wait to get away from me. She said she took so long to tell me because she was afraid. She was afraid? I was terrified. Terrified because I knew what she would say. And knew it would crush me. I decided after that that I was done dealing with girls for a while. But deep down I know that if she ever wanted me back... I would come running in an instant. Knowing that it would probably just happen again... And again... And again

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Found poem (Taken from the davinci code)

Slowly the fog began to lift,
An unfamiliar ring,
A telephone in the darkness?
I remember
I must pass on the secret,
Is it a secret you will die for?
The truth could be lost forever,
In a swirling tempest of fear and regret,
It was part of the protocol,
My work here is done

Monday, October 17, 2011

Facing Facts (Stollen song lyrics poem)

     It's Friday, saw you driving round town, tried to see you clearer but my breath fogged up the glass. Girl your beautiful. Took you for a ride, the night starts here, every second a highlight. Thought you'd always be mine. I was mistaken. . . Tried to make it work but maybe goodbye's the only way, I don't understand. . .

Everything's meant to be broken.

     As you lie awake in bed, remembering what she said, "you don't know me, forget you!" Thought we found love in a hopeless place. Maybe it was just an illusion, made to get me by. I feel so tired but just can't sleep. Relax. . . I've become comfortably numb. I turn off that song we danced to, and try to forget. I'm on the edge, and maybe six feet ain't so far down.

121 ideas (extra 5 post)

      These are some of the first things to pop into my head when thinking about what I should do for my extra 5

ships, boats, lifeguards, wind, trees, leaves, colors, wood, grass, sun, water, cups, plates, forks, knives, spoons, people, girls, guys, dances, awkward moments, good times, bad times, fun times, birdhouses, birds, houses, candy, Halloween, costumes, mustaches, pencils, pens, paper, notebooks, journals, secrets, rumors, gossip, cars, engines, money, gophers, badgers, snakes, sheep, buffalo, cattle, moose (mooses?), ducks, bunnies, Easter, Christmas, presents, stuff.

Monday, October 10, 2011

My perfect crime

What is my perfect crime?
     I break into Wendy's headquarters in the middle of the day, why the middle of the day? they won't be expecting it. I seduce a guard into taking off his uniform, i hit him in the head with his own night stick, steal his uniform and sneak in undetected. I work my way to the top floor of the building. It's the CEO's office, its also where he keeps his secret Wendy's recipes.
     This is where it gets interesting...
I search the room for the secret frosty recipe, I hear a noise behind me, its the CEO's daughter, Wendy.
She asks me what i'm doing here. Do I tell her? of course! I'm too arrogant not to. It turns out wendy doesn't like having a fast food resturaunt named after her. she shows me where the recipe is located, though she is a repulsive and soulless redhead I realize I owe her,
     We make love all night...
I wake up the next morning to alarms going off, they found the unconscious security guard. I tell Wendy to meet me in Singapore. I jump out the window. Was I aware it was a ten story building? Absolutely. So why did I just jump out the window? I strategically placed a giant bouncy castle in the parking lot below the window a week before. I land unharmed. Now... do I go to Singapore? Absolutely not Wendy's is an international company. The only safe place for me is the moon. But they'll be expecting that. Instead I go to Mars where I start an ice cream business for martians and commuting life forms from Uranus.

Hogwarts

Hogwarts... its a school... in London... where wizards go... it would be pretty cool to be a wizard, i would enjoy it. its like having the force but you can do more stuff with it. also you need a wand. I wonder where the author came up with the name. HOGWARTS, does she like hogs and have warts, or does she have hogs and like warts. Maybe both, maybe neither.
     I always wondered why there wasn't a school in the united states or even on the American continents. there's a school in France which isn't that much farther away from London so its kind of a waste, and there's a school in Russia which is kind of random. there is a whole other half of the world that doesn't have a school for wizards. are there no wizards in the united states or do they just have to go all the way to London for school. maybe there is a school and its just not mentioned. i guess ill never know.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Direct Orders

rock out like its summer break forever, rock out like you did after your first kiss, rock out like you just found out tests were canceled... forever! rock out like you just got a license to drive as fast as you can, rock out like you just got the new call of duty, rock out like its a powder day at your favorite ski resort, rock out like its christmas morning.

Rock out like you just found out Superman is your dad!

rock out like your team just won the world cup, rock out like you just found out the tooth fairy, santa, and the easter bunny are real after all, rock out like its your 16th birthday, rock out like its the weekend
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Rock out like that special someone just let you hold their hand, for the first time...